Poker without
the casino.
Real Hold’em against AI that plays a proper game — wrapped in a calm, modern app. No fake felt, no neon, no pop-ups. Just the table, your Roll, and the next hand.
Plays in your browser — no download, no sign-up. Loads in a second.
No real money
Play-money chips only. No wallet, no losses, no “buy more.”
No account needed
Play everything without one. Add one, free, whenever you want your progress backed up and on every device.
No dark patterns
No forced pop-ups, no pay-to-win, no nagging. Ever.
Open source
Every hand, shuffle, and line of the engine is public. Read it, fork it, self-host it.
Where you'll play
A ladder to climb. Side tables to raid.
Ten winner-take-all venues, Friends’ Garage up to The Main Event, plus side tables that bend the format. Same clean game throughout — the Garage forgives, the Main Event doesn’t.
The ladder
Ten rungs · the buy-in is your stack · winner takes all
Side tables
Same game, different pressure — none of them gate your climb
Built to respect you
Everything the game needs. Nothing it doesn’t.
A pure, deterministic poker engine under a quiet, tactile interface. The sharp stuff runs deep; the surface stays calm.
A cast you’ll get to know
Pip seats a fixed troupe of regulars, not random bots. Each weighs Monte-Carlo equity against pot odds through a personality of their own — they value-bet thin, float, barrel, and lay hands down. And they remember you: your reads on them build across sessions, like a real home game.
Doris
Brings her own biscuits. Plays every hand she’s dealt.
Frank
Swears he’s never bluffed in his life. Bluffs constantly.
Priya
Says three words an hour. All of them true.
Big Sal
Plays big pots on feel. The feel is usually right.
The Daily Deal
One seeded tournament a day — everyone in the world plays the identical shuffle, and because the engine is open source, that's provable. Same cards, same opponents; your play makes the difference.
No streaks, no countdowns — tomorrow is simply another deal.
Bad beats travel
Share any hand as a link — the whole hand lives in the URL, no server, no account. Whoever opens it watches the replay, action by action, cards and all.
Kings full, rivered by quads. They have to see it to believe it.
Calm information
Live win-% and hand strength sit quietly at the table — there when you want them, never flashing for attention. Lifetime stats and your Roll-over-time graph are one tap away.
Top pair, good kicker · ahead of 4 in 5 hands
Make it yours
Build an avatar, pick a card back, and spend winnings at the Chip Shop — decks, table finishes, souvenirs. Style and story, never edge: nothing for sale touches the odds.
Tactile, not casino
Clean SFX synthesised in the browser — quiet blips, no coin-clatter or jingles.
Yours & offline
Fully local. Install it, pull the plug, keep playing — nothing leaves your device unless you ask it to.
A shelf worth filling
Earn one-off award chips for heroic hands — and buy souvenir chips of every venue you conquer. The gaps are the goal list.
Learn
Never played a hand? Start here.
A three-minute tour of the basics, then written guides for when you want the detail. The tour is built from the real game, so what you practise on is what you play on.
Pull up a chair.
Make a player, take a seat at the Garage, and see how far your Roll climbs. It’s free — and with nothing to sell you, it stays that way.












